{"id":1241,"date":"2014-01-28T22:16:55","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T20:16:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=1241"},"modified":"2014-01-28T22:16:55","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T20:16:55","slug":"a-bit-gasp-of-running","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=1241","title":{"rendered":"A bit (gasp) of running"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came home today after fetching Dorje from school to find my driveway gate forced open, and a guy inside the yard, going through my outside cupboard.<\/p>\n<p>His attempts to claim he was looking for work in my cupboard didn&#8217;t last long in the face of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Berserker\">berserker<\/a> Ian, and he made a dash for it.<\/p>\n<p>I chased him over Station Road, and into Ossian Road, where he dropped his bag with my paint and filler that he was obviously planning to use on my wall. I picked it up and carried on chasing him, as he turned into the narrow Bellstart Lane. A woman in her car saw what was happening and kept up with him while I huffed and puffed after. <\/p>\n<p>He turned into Bristol Road and hopped into a garden to hide, but he&#8217;d been spotted, and there we apprehended him.<\/p>\n<p>A few others had gathered, and while they kept an eye on him, I raced back to fetch Dorje, who I&#8217;d left in the car at my house, grabbed my sword in case the berserker returned and went back. Luckily he didn&#8217;t resist after being caught, so no need for the berserker to re-emerge, and besides, after all the running I was exhausted.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsid.org.za\">ObsID<\/a> arrived about three minutes later, and the police after a further 15 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoy living in Observatory, people are friendly and helpful, and today was no exception. A man stopped to see if Dorje was OK while I was away chasing. The women in the car who followed him while I was lagging. The man who helped me apprehend him. Everyone who kept an eye on him while I went back to get Dorje.<\/p>\n<p>My past experience with the police hasn&#8217;t always been great, but today they answered the 10111 call quickly, were efficient and professional in their help, and sent me the case number a few hours later.<\/p>\n<p>With all the adrenaline, I didn&#8217;t get anyone&#8217;s names, but thanks to everyone who helped on the day. <\/p>\n<p>Related posts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=64\">Of carving knives and guavas<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=97\">An encounter with Lama Yeshe Rinpoche<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=168\">Crime Story 2<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=257\">Tai chi, chi kung and the microcosmic Orbit<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came home today after fetching Dorje from school to find my driveway gate forced open, and a guy inside the yard, going through my outside cupboard. His attempts to claim he was looking for work in my cupboard didn&#8217;t last long in the face of berserker Ian, and he made a dash for it.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=1241\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A bit (gasp) of running<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-water-personal","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1241"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1244,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241\/revisions\/1244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}