{"id":227,"date":"2005-10-20T17:22:30","date_gmt":"2005-10-20T15:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/wordpress\/?p=227"},"modified":"2005-10-20T17:22:30","modified_gmt":"2005-10-20T15:22:30","slug":"sweet-sweet-telkom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=227","title":{"rendered":"Sweet, sweet Telkom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/b2evolution\/blogs\/index.php?m=20050217\">still like Telkom<\/a>. It&#8217;s been 8 fairly event-free months, with nothing more than the usual monthly daylight robbery. However, I recently gratefully received another lesson in anger management.<\/p>\n<p>As many of you know, I&#8217;m moving. No, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/b2evolution\/blogs\/index.php?p=184&amp;more=1&amp;c=1&amp;tb=1&amp;pb=1\">not to Observatory<\/a>, the signature was never forthcoming, and the slimy landlord (how I love to say that about someone else) decided to pull the plug 4 days before we were due to move, and make a few more bucks packing in some hapless students.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, after a few days rushing around (and which also made another great excuse for my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/b2evolution\/blogs\/index.php?p=188&amp;more=1&amp;c=1&amp;tb=1&amp;pb=1\">aches and pains<\/a>) we&#8217;ve found a much nicer place in Oranjezicht, with a reasonable garden for the cats and Dorje, and a view that perhaps even beats that of this place. So, we&#8217;re moving. And one of the things that needs doing is transferring the phone.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve given Telkom lots of notice. The move is only in two weeks. They know the address. The house already had an ADSL installation. So why in Mammon&#8217;s name does it make 8 weeks difference whether the previous customer transfers the account to us, or stops the account, and we start a new one? The old customer, being an efficient sort, has already put their line cancellation order in. If this goes through first, and I don&#8217;t manage to get them to sign the transfer order and Telkom to process it, I apparently get to wait up to 8 weeks with no ADSL. Or is this all just a bullshit story spun to me by badly-trained operator of the day? Do I have to resort to the only thing that seems to work with Telkom &#8211; shout louder until you get what you want, to sort this out?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I still like Telkom. It&#8217;s been 8 fairly event-free months, with nothing more than the usual monthly daylight robbery. However, I recently gratefully received another lesson in anger management. As many of you know, I&#8217;m moving. No, not to Observatory, the signature was never forthcoming, and the slimy landlord (how I love to say&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=227\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sweet, sweet Telkom<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fire-social","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}