{"id":64,"date":"2007-05-09T00:07:21","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T22:07:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/wordpress\/?p=64"},"modified":"2007-05-09T00:07:21","modified_gmt":"2007-05-08T22:07:21","slug":"of-carving-knives-and-guavas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"Of carving knives and guavas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting with my 3-year old son in the kitchen, I heard some rustling outside, by the front garden. Living in Obs, where the houses are all quite close together, I assumed it was from a neighbour&#8217;s house, and didn&#8217;t pay much attention.<\/p>\n<p>Then the sound got closer. I got up to take a look and saw someone in the garden. Since we have a fairly high wall, and a locked gate, this wasn&#8217;t welcome.<\/p>\n<p>I closed the door, shouting to Anique to call the police and for Dorje to go to her.<\/p>\n<p>I tend to have a bit of a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Berserker\">berserker<\/a> streak in me. So, instead of doing the smart thing and staying indoors, I grabbed my tai chi sword, and a carving knife from the kitchen, and went charging outside.<\/p>\n<p>Since I&#8217;ve always thought the front wall was fairly tricky to scale, seeing a one-legged child on crutches, about 14, calmly eating guavas from the tree was a bit disconcerting.<\/p>\n<p>We talked a bit, he told me about the train accident that caused him to lose his leg, and said he&#8217;d ask for the guavas next time! Then I let him go. I was amazed to see him hop over the wall (admittedly it&#8217;s much easier from the raised inside) as if it was a  can in the road.<\/p>\n<p>The armed response finally arrived &#8211; apparently he&#8217;s well-known in the area, and not afraid to indulge in a little petty theft. I&#8217;m sure I would too in his situation.<\/p>\n<p>Related posts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/b2evolution\/blogs\/index.php?p=358&amp;more=1&amp;c=1&amp;tb=1&amp;pb=1\">An encounter with Lama Yeshe Rinpoche<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/b2evolution\/blogs\/index.php?p=274&amp;more=1&amp;c=1&amp;tb=1&amp;pb=1\">Crime story 2<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/b2evolution\/blogs\/index.php?p=159&amp;more=1&amp;c=1&amp;tb=1&amp;pb=1\">Tai chi, chi kung and the Microcosmic Orbit<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/one-legged+14-year+olds\" rel=\"tag\">one-legged 14-year olds<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting with my 3-year old son in the kitchen, I heard some rustling outside, by the front garden. Living in Obs, where the houses are all quite close together, I assumed it was from a neighbour&#8217;s house, and didn&#8217;t pay much attention. Then the sound got closer. I got up to take a look and&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=64\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Of carving knives and guavas<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-water-personal","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}