{"id":77,"date":"2007-04-04T23:56:01","date_gmt":"2007-04-04T21:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/wordpress\/?p=77"},"modified":"2007-04-04T23:56:01","modified_gmt":"2007-04-04T21:56:01","slug":"peace-love-happiness-and-mr-delivery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"Peace, love, happiness and Mr Delivery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In those heady early days when I first envisaged blogging, I imagined every post filled with wisdom, carefully crafted to add only the best, most beautiful, most constructive to the world of words.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I find I don&#8217;t write about 9 out of 10 topics I want to write about, because writing of the kind of quality I&#8217;d like takes energy, time, and I&#8217;ve got too many other pressing issues, like watching cricket or taking out the trash.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I find that the Tony Leon aspect of my personality comes easily to the fore, that I can become a whiny bastard with little to no effort at all. There&#8217;s no shortage of raw material &#8211; so many entities I come across provide abysmal service. Telkom, FNB, Nedbank &#8211; a quick search through my blog archived will find an ample supply of complaints. I really don&#8217;t want to, but it just comes out.<\/p>\n<p>So, on to today.<\/p>\n<p>Come 18h00 I was feeling a little peckish, so I logged onto the Mr Delivery site to place an order. 1 grapetizer, 1 paneer tikka, 1 dal makhani. Quick and easy. I&#8217;ve had the dal makhani many times before, and it&#8217;s something I can rely on. 18h15 the order was placed with the Rondebosch branch, and I prepared to wait for 19h15, the promised delivery time.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s now 21h10&#8230; you&#8217;re expecting me to say it hasn&#8217;t arrived yet, aren&#8217;t you? Well, no. 19h25 the goods arrived at around, not too late, and not too much of a problem as this is what usually happens.<\/p>\n<p>I noticed that the grapetizer wasn&#8217;t with the order, so I didn&#8217;t pay for it, and the driver left.<\/p>\n<p>The paneer tikka was fine. However, upon opening the sealed packet I saw that the dal makhani, which is supposed to come with basmati rice, came with chips. I immediately phoned the branch, and they said they&#8217;d call the driver.<\/p>\n<p>20 minutes later I&#8217;d heard nothing, so I phoned again, and was put on hold. Somebody finally got back, asking me my credit card number. Obviously a mixup, so I said I was waiting for a response about my order, and started explaining, before realising the person wasn&#8217;t there any longer, and hadn&#8217;t even said &#8216;please hold&#8217; or anything, just left the phone.<\/p>\n<p>So I held a while longer. I heard muttering in the background, then the phone was cut off.<\/p>\n<p>I phoned back, got through to somebody, and explained the issue. They said they&#8217;d speak to their manager and call back in 5 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>10 minutes later they called back, to tell me the manager had phoned the restaurant and said the dal makhani comes with chips, which is absolute nonsense as I&#8217;ve had the item many times before, and the restaurant doesn&#8217;t even offer chips on the menu &#8211; it&#8217;s an Indian restaurant. I asked to speak to the manager. The person told me I couldn&#8217;t, as the manager was <em>very busy<\/em>, and could I call back in 10 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>I said no, I wanted the manager to call me back. I waited&#8230; and waited&#8230; By 20h35, 2 hours and 20 minutes after I placed the order, no one had called back. <\/p>\n<p>So I wrote an email to head office. Emails not being the best way to get a quick response, I also phoned head office and explained the story. They said they&#8217;d phone the branch and speak to the manager.<\/p>\n<p>Head office obviously has more say than li&#8217;l ol me, as that got a response. About 20h45 I got a phone call, from the manager of the branch. He started by saying the paneer tikka comes with chips, not rice, he&#8217;d just spoken to the manager of the restaurant. Let&#8217;s just say I&#8217;m not convinced, but I may be wrong. Perhaps Out of India has a unique take on Indian food by offering something that looks like it comes from Steers with their traditional tandoor oven-baked paneer tikka. I told him it was the Dal Makahani I was actually worried about, and it comes with rice, and that I&#8217;d ordered it numerous times before. The manager then said that the website was wrong, he&#8217;d complained numerous times but it was still broken. I then told him the paper menu also says that all curry meals come with rice or naan. He said no, that&#8217;s not the case. So the website, the paper menu, and my memory, are all broken.<\/p>\n<p>The conversation ended with him telling me to mention him by name next time I order and he&#8217;ll <em>sort me out<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Now maybe I misread everything, and was mislead by my memory. But somehow I&#8217;m still left feeling a little dissatisfied. I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;ll be a next time.<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/mr+delivery\" rel=\"tag\">mr+delivery<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/bad+service\" rel=\"tag\">bad+service<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In those heady early days when I first envisaged blogging, I imagined every post filled with wisdom, carefully crafted to add only the best, most beautiful, most constructive to the world of words. Instead, I find I don&#8217;t write about 9 out of 10 topics I want to write about, because writing of the kind&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/?p=77\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Peace, love, happiness and Mr Delivery<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-water-personal","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.greenman.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}